Wondering how the San Diego Chargers will do this season? Here's a game by game prediction:
RECORD 14-2 & a Super Bowl Victory
Week 1 Mon. Sep. 14 @ Raiders 7:15 PM WThe Raiders will come out pumped up and probably try some desperate trick plays, but soon realize they're in for another season of dysfunction as their losing streak to the Chargers grows.
Week 2 Sun. Sep. 20 Ravens 1:15 PM WThis is a tough early game and will be close, but the Chargers use home field advantage and early season confidence to pull this one out. The Ravens may find out Ray Lewis is getting older and Joe
Flacco is a bit overrated.
Week 3 Sun. Sep. 27 Dolphins 1:15 PM WTeams are more prepared for the Wildcat this season, showing it for the flash in the pan NFL fad that it is. The Dolphins are tough and play hard, but don't have the talent of the Chargers.
Week 4 Sun. Oct. 4 @ Steelers 5:20 PM LThis should be an excellent early season reality check for San Diego, showing them that they may be good, but if they want to win the Super Bowl they're going to have to be great. Hopefully, this will be one of those losses that can be turned into a positive, challenging the team to work harder.
Week 5 Sun. Oct. 11 BYEI'm not a fan of early bye's, but the Chargers will need it at this point after three
consecutive tough, old-school style
opponents in a row. Take a break. Hit the beach. Stay away from The
Stingaree and women who are named after any kind of alcohol, and start
salivating about crushing your woeful division "rivals."
Week 6 Mon. Oct. 19 Broncos 5:30 PM WEd
Hochuli can't save you now. The Broncos are vying with the Raiders for the "Most
Disastrous Off Season Ever" award. All they need to do to catch up is
intra-squad choking drills. I'm sure many Broncos would line up to get at Brandon Marshall.
Week 7 Sun. Oct. 25 @ Chiefs 10:00 AM WI know many folks are saying the Chiefs are the most dangerous opponent in the AFC West for San Diego, but with the state of the division, that's not saying much. They simply don't have the
personnel on defense. I'm also not convinced that Matt
Cassel can be as effective without "the genius" backing him up. What the Broncos and Chiefs haven't figured out yet is that just because someone
worked with Bill
Belichick, doesn't mean they
are Bill
Belichick. The guy who mixed paint for Leonardo
Da Vinci probably couldn't paint worth a lick. The "genius by association" theory will prove to be false
again this season.
Week 8 Sun. Nov. 1 Raiders 1:05 PM WBy this point in the season, Raiders fans will be wondering
again if they can trade Al Davis. There will also be recriminations for releasing their only viable quarterback in Jeff Garcia, because he was too good and might create the dreaded "quarterback
controversy." Hey, Tom Cable may even be on trial for felony assault. The good news for the Chargers? Billy
Volek gets some valuable mid-season playing time as San Diego wins by 35.
Week 9 Sun. Nov. 08 @ Giants 1:15 PM LLest the Chargers get too cocky, here's another reality check for them in traveling to a tough, East Coast, NFC
opponent. This should be a great test of the stolidness of San
Diego's run defense as the Giants have the best offensive line in the league. Once again though, this loss comes at the perfect time, reminding the Chargers whose heads may be inflating with three
consecutive victories over AFC West
tomato cans, that the playoffs will be as tough as ever.
Week 10 Sun. Nov. 15 Eagles 1:15 PM WThe Eagles should be another tough opponent, but the Chargers will be up to the task on this one.
McNab has a 50/50 chance of being injured by this point in the season the way things usually go for him. Could the Chargers see a starting Michael Vick? Let's hope so.
Week 11 Sun. Nov. 22 @ Broncos* 1:15 PM WThe "Mile-High Mystique" will have thoroughly lost its
mojo by this point in the season.
Week 12 Sun. Nov. 29 Chiefs* 1:05 PM WLaDanian Tomlinson shows he hasn't lost a step with a huge game at home against a weak defense. Doubters will be surprised to see him approaching 2006 MVP stats at this point in the season.
Week 13 Sun. Dec. 6 @ Browns* 1:05 PM WThis could be a "sleeper" game which the Chargers take too lightly after four
consecutive wins, but I'm going to give
Norv and the veteran leadership on this team the nod here in keeping this team focused to beat the rebuilding Browns.
Week 14 Sun. Dec. 13 @ Cowboys* 1:15 PM WI don't think Dallas is as good as they think they are. Jerry Jones is kind of an "Al Davis-Lite" in getting too involved in football operations, when he isn't really a football professional. Tony
Romo really hasn't proven himself to be much more than a flashy flash in the pan either. They will have a poor season. The blame will fall on Wade Phillips, who will be fired, instead of where it should be placed, with Jerry Jones. Good news for the Chargers? San Diego will be able to bring Phillips back as defensive coordinator after Ron Rivera accepts a head coaching job in 2010.
Week 15 Sun. Dec. 20 Bengals* 1:05 PM WAnyone see the HBO reality training camp show "Hard Knocks"? Well, it featured the Bengals this season. They look like a tragedy waiting to happen.
Week 16 Fri. Dec. 25 @ Titans 4:30 PM WThis game will have playoff implications in terms of home-field advantage and a playoff atmosphere. The Titans will be much less scary without Albert
Haynesworth. The Chargers will tee-off on a slow moving (if he isn't already injured) Kerry Collins.
Week 17 Sun. Jan. 3 Redskins* 1:15 PM WSan Diego's offensive line won't have to shed a tear that they missed Albert
Haynesworth in Tennessee, as they will get to face his awesome and cheap shot-taking presence at home this week. The Redskins keep
under performing because they don't have a strong quarterback. The main focus here will be getting the win to maintain home-field advantage over the
Steelers and Patriots in the playoffs, but another big focus will be staying healthy. I wouldn't put it beyond
Haynesworth to pull a late hit body slam or knee slam on LT, Rivers, or Gates (which he's done before) just for the pure joy of injuring someone (he's a real nice fellow).
If the Chargers go into the post-season with any of these three injured
again, we must consider that we may have some sort of Chicago Cub-like voodoo curse on our city. The ghost of Jack Murphy (I want my stadium back)? The ghost of Gene Klein cursing the
Spanoses for daring to consider moving his beloved team?
I'm one to believe in the reality of the law of averages over curses, so I'm predicting none of this will happen this season. San Diego will get a bye in the playoffs, then go on to beat the
Steelers and Patriots at home, then take the
Minessota Vikings in the Super Bowl.